This story involves a few badmouthed kids at summer camp. If you're not a fan of curse words, you won't have a good time. There is also some mild gore :).
[[Begin]]"Listen, Stratton, we're just gonna go in a little bit. We're not gonna hike miles like this idiot would, alright?" pleaded Kaplan while pointing to Benny.
[[Agree to go into the woods->Into the Woods]]
[[Refuse to go into the woods->Convinced]]"Fine, dude. I'll go, but only a little bit. And if this guy is actually real, I'll kill you," said Stratton.
"Haha, yes! I knew you wouldn't pussy out!" exclaimed Kaplan.
[[Behind Bunk 5]]"Dude, fuck this. I don't care about seeing if he's there," complained Stratton.
"Dude, don't be a pussy. What're you scared of? He's not actually real," said Kaplan confidently.
"If you're sure he's not real, then why are we going?" chipped in Benny.
"Benny, shut up. We're going in just to make sure he's not there. Then when he isn't, we can tell everyone they were scaredy cats for nothing," insisted Kaplan.
"You know what? Fine, Kaplan. I'll go in with you," said Stratton.
"Haha yes!" exclaimed Kaplan.
"But if we actually see him, I'll kill you before he kills us," asserted Stratton.
[[Behind Bunk 5]] The boys were specifically warned about this man's dangerous persona. Ignoring the threat, Kaplan had rallied his two buddies to venture out with him behind their bunk to discover the legitimacy of this camp legend.
[[The Paths]]Barely having walked 2 minutes over sticks, branches, and leaves scattered about, the kids encountered three legitimate paths, all leading deeper into the woods.
"Oh shit, there are trails here!" Benny exclaimed.
"No shit, there are trails here. Kaufman told us about the trails in the story," replied Kaplan.
"Yeah but he didn't know which one leads to the shed," commented Stratton.
"We'll have to guess," said Kaplan.
[[Guess]]"Dude, what do you mean, 'guess'? How the hell are we supposed to know which one?" whined Stratton.
"Calm down, dude. We'll just pick a random one and if we're wrong we'll just come back and go down another," reasoned Kaplan.
"That sounds like a good idea," commented Benny.
"Yeah it's a real good idea so now let's just pick one," said Kaplan with little patience.
[[Go left]]
[[Go straight]]
[[Go right]]"Let's just go left, then middle, then right," suggested Stratton.
"Ah, what a genius idea, Stratton," said Kaplan sarcastically.
[[The Creek]]"We shouldn't go in a weird direction so let's just go straight," suggested Benny.
"Real smart of you, Benny," said Kaplan with a snicker.
[[The Circle]]"You know what, I say we just go right. I have a good feeling about right," said Kaplan.
"Aw, I wanted to go straight," murmured Benny.
[[The Bike]]The boys started down the left path, with Kaplan leading, Benny by his side, and Stratton trailing a few feet behind.
"Stratton, how come you're in the back, huh? You scared?" antagonized Kaplan.
"Shut up, dude," replied Stratton.
"Kid's a pussy, Benny, I told you," whispered Kaplan.
"Yeah, haha, you're right," chuckled Benny.
Suddenly the three campers came upon a creek crossing their path.
[[Getting Across]]After walking along the middle path for a bit, the boys stumbled upon a massive opening in the woods. The trees had formed a circle around an object in the middle.
"What is that?" asked Benny.
"It's just a big empty box, you idiot. Nothing to worry about," said Kaplan.
"Oh yeah, Kaplan? Why don't you go [[check inside->The Box]]?" challenged Stratton.
"Fine I will!" humphed Kaplan.The boys ventured down the right path and spotted a bike, brown and rusted as if it had been there for years, laying on the side of the path.
"Dude, there's a fucking //bike//!" hissed Stratton.
"Calm down, Stratton, it must be a hundred years old," said Kaplan.
"Oh man, Kaplan, I dunno. That bike could still be rided," said Benny.
"'Ridden,' you idiot. And no it couldn't. Look how old it is," spat Kaplan.
"We should get out of here. I bet that's //his// bike!" suggested Stratton.
"Stratton, don't be such a pussy. Watch. I'll try riding it and it won't work," proposed Kaplan.
[[Test Ride]]"Fuck, there's a river here," said Kaplan.
"That's too small to be a river. It's more like a stream," stated Benny.
"Shut up, Benny. It doesn't matter what it is. We can't get across," said Stratton.
"Look, there's a crossing over [[there->Look]]," said Kaplan pointing past the other boys to the right."HOLY SHIT!" screamed Benny.
"WHAT THE FUCK???" screamed Stratton.
Kaplan began to laugh.
"You guys--," he says in between laughs, "You guys totally shit your pants!" exclaimed Kaplan, continuing to laugh.
[[WTF]]"What the hell, Kaplan??? What is wrong with you???" yelled Stratton.
"A tree branch!" Kaplan exclaimed mid laughter, "You guys are scared of a tree branch!"
"Fuck this I'm out," said Stratton.
"No no no no wait, Stratton. I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that but come on we can't stop here," said Kaplan with sudden sincerity.
"Kaplan that was messed up," noted Benny.
"I said I was sorry. Now come on there's an actual crossing over here," said Kaplan beckoning them to the left.
[[Cross]]Stratton and Benny turned away from their friend to look at what he was pointing to.
"Dude, what are you talking about? There's nothing th--
[[BANG]]The boys went over to the left side off of the path and reached a log laying across the creek.
"You go first, Benny," said Kaplan.
"Why do I have to go first?" he replied.
"Because you're the heaviest and if you go last you're more likely to break it after we've loosened it up for you than if you go first," said Kaplan.
Perfectly convinced, Benny crossed, then Kaplan, then Stratton, without issue. The boys went back to the trail and walked further.
[[The Shed]]"Holy shit that's the fucking //shed//!" said Stratton.
"Dude it's just a shed it's not //the// shed," insisted Kaplan.
"Kaufman said that he lives in a shed, Kaplan. How could this not be it?" said Benny.
"Benny is right, dude. This is where he lives," said Stratton.
"Well if this is where 'he' lives, then let's go [[see if 'he' is inside->Check the Shed]], huh?" challenged Kaplan.Kaplan slowly walked towards the strange box in the center of the opening. He grabbed the lid, which was at about his height, and started to lift it up.
"OH SHIT!!!" screamed Kaplan.
[[Rat]]"OH MY GOD!!!" yelled Benny.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!" screamed Stratton.
A singular rat scurried out from the box and ran into the woods. Kaplan started laughing.
"You guys are so dumb," he said mid laughter, "It's just one rat," he chuckled.
"Dude! It must belong to the man, you idiot! He is real!!!" exclaimed Stratton, trembling more and more with each word.
"Come on, Stratton, that was just one rat. They probably made up that there were a million of them becuase they saw this one," explained Kaplan.
"I dunno, Kaplan, seeing a rat here is a [[bad sign]]," said Benny."Benny, don't be stupid. One rat doesn't mean anything," insisted Kaplan.
"Then how come there's a sign over there that says 'no trespassing'?" said Benny.
Sure enough, on the other side of the circle, was such a sign.
"That is a //horrible// sign!" cried Stratton.
"Come on. Let's go see what exactly we could possibly be 'trespassing' on," ordered Kaplan.
The boys walked further along the path.
[[The Shed]]"Are you insane???" said Stratton.
"No, I'm not. Watch," stated Kaplan.
Kaplan picked up the bike from under the dead leaves it was covered in. He un-kicked the kickstand, and held it upright.
"That bike looks way too big for you, Kaplan," commented Benny.
The bike was, in fact, far too tall for Kaplan to ride, as it looked fit for an adult. Stratton was probably the only one out of the three boys who could manage.
"Whatever, look. The wheels can barely even turn when I push it," said Kaplan.
The bike did have trouble moving, but not to the point of un-ride-ability. Benny, however, was convinced by Kaplan's demonstration.
"He's right, Stratton, it won't work," said Benny.
[[Tracks]]The campers walked a little further past the old bike.
"Dude, look!" said Stratton.
In front of the boys were multiple bike tire marks in the ground, indicating that the bike had been ridden on the path that laid ahead.
"Oh no. Somebody did use the bike," said Benny.
"So what if someone used the bike," said Kaplan with less confidence than usual, "Doesn't mean it's him."
"Yes it fucking does, you idiot!" asserted Stratton.
"Uh, guys. I think it came from there," said Benny.
[[The Shed]]Kaplan started to walk towards the shed.
"Kaplan, you idiot, stop!" whispered Stratton.
Kaplan continued on.
"Come on, Stratton. I bet it really is nothing," said Benny who followed Kaplan.
"No, Benny, don't!" pleaded Stratton.
Kaplan approached the door and Benny the window, and Stratton hesitantly followed behind at a distance.
[[Inspect the Shed]]Kaplan reached for the doorknob as Benny looked into the window. Stratton kept his distance behind them.
All three boys were dead silent.
[[BOOM->Door]]THE DOOR BURST OPEN, KNOCKING KAPLAN TO HIS FEET.
A ZOMBIE-LIKE MAN CAME OUT, COVERED IN DOZENS AND DOZENS OF [[RATS]].THE BOYS WERE ALL SCREAMING.
THE MAN GRABBED KAPLAN BY THE ANKLE.
A RAT SUDDENLY CHEWED OFF KAPLAN'S LEFT INDEX FINGER.
KAPLAN YELLED AND ESCAPED THE MAN'S [[GRASP]]."Which way??? Which fucking way???" screamed Stratton back at his friends.
"AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHRRRRRR!" roared ''Ratz''.
[[Go back on the left]]
[[Go back straight]]
[[Go back on the right]]"Holy shit holy shit," mumbled Stratton, clamboring back towards the left.
Benny and Kaplan had gotten their footing and were following Stratton close behind. ''Ratz'' was right on their heels, moaning and raging, as was the swarm of rodents.
"No, dude! Go straight! It's faster!" yelled Kaplan up to his friend.
Stratton did not hear Kaplan's demand and continued to the left. Benny followed, but Kaplan had other plans.
"Fuck that! Those idiots are dead!" said Kaplan to himself, "I'm going straight."
[[Ride or Die]]"Holy fuck jesus christ," said Stratton under his breath as he ran towards the middle path.
"Yes, yes! Straight! Go, dude, he's right behind me!" screamed Kaplan following close behind.
Stratton entered the middle path as Benny hobbled close behind. Kaplan was bleeding profusely from his hand, but also made it into the woods with ''Ratz'', who was moaning and raging, and his army of rodents following right on his tail.
[[Flood]]"Dude, I'm going right!" yelled Stratton back to his friends.
"Yes fine let's just get out of here!" screamed Kaplan.
Benny had fallen behind his two friends as the rodents had swarmed his ankles. ''Ratz'', moaning and raging, veered away from him and towards the two other boys.
"He's going for you guys!" yelled Benny.
Stratton and Kaplan entered the right path with ''Ratz'' close behind, as Benny took his own chances up the middle, away from the treacherous man.
[[The Log]]"Oh fuck yes! Bike!" said Stratton, eyeing the vehicle on the side of the path.
"Wait for me wait for me, dude!" yelled Benny.
''Ratz'' had nearly caught up to Benny but a limp on his left leg was keeping him behind. Stratton ran over to the side of the path and picked up the old rusty bike.
[[Leave Benny to run]]
[[Wait for Benny to catch up]]"Dude, fuck! Box!" yelled Stratton, pointing to the middle of the path.
"Oh no," said Benny.
The box in the middle of the path that Stratton was gesturing towards was overflowing with rats. The rodents began to swarm towards the boys like a massive flood of water as they ran.
"They're all over me!" screamed Kaplan as he fell to the ground.
"Stratton, Kaplan fell!" yelled Benny to his friend further ahead.
[[Go help Kaplan]]
[[Leave Kaplan to save himself]]Kaplan caught up to Stratton as the two boys continued running away from the man and swarm of rodents right behind them.
"Fuck," gasped Kaplan, "River!" he yelled, eyeing the creek in front of them.
"The log!" replied Stratton, pointing over to his right.
The boys hustled off to the right of the path. Stratton crossed the log first, crunching rodents beneath his shoes. Kaplan followed, but ''Ratz'' had caught up and grabbed his arm.
[[Break the log]]
[[Kick the man]]"Damnit it's always him getting us into this shit!" yelled Stratton as he turned back to retrieve his friend.
Benny had also turned around but had been engaged by the man. ''Ratz'' pushed Benny to the ground as the rodents began to crawl up his ankles. Stratton picked up the big box and a rat on it bit his right middle finger off. Unphased with adrenaline, he sprinted at his friend.
"Benny [[roll->Roll]]!" commanded Stratton."Benny we can't help him, come on!" ordered Stratton.
Benny looked back at Kaplan who was rolling on the ground trying to rid his body of the rodents. ''Ratz'' had finally caught up to him and was about to grab him when Benny ran full speed at the man and trucked him to the ground.
"BRRAAAAAGHGGHGHHH!" groaned ''Ratz''.
"Yes, you big bastard!" cheered Kaplan from the ground.
[[Pick him up]]"Come on dude!" yelled Stratton as he lifted his right leg in the air.
"What are you-," uttered Kaplan as Stratton struck the log and caused it to crack and bend towards splitting.
Kaplan back heeled the man in the family jewels and lept across to the other side of the creek.
"OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" yelled ''Ratz'' as he fell to the ground.
Kaplan landed on Stratton and they both fell to the rodent-covered ground.
"AAAHHHH!" screamed Stratton as a rat bit off his right ring finger.
[[Fallen Man]]Stratton walked carefully back to his friend on the log and delivered a kick to ''Ratz's'' gut. The man stumbled backwards and tripped as Stratton dragged Kaplan back across the log.
"RRRRROOOOAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!" yelled ''Ratz''.
"Dude the rats are coming out of the log!" yelled Kaplan.
Sure enough, the rodents were exiting the inside of the log the boys were walking on and swarmed towards them. The rats on the path returned to their master to help him to his feet.
[[Log Rats]]All three boys emerged back at the original fork where they had begun.
"Come on, you fucks! We're almost back to camp," said Kaplan, panting.
The boys started towards their bunk when they heard a roar from behind them. ''Ratz'' had emerged from the trees, and his small companions had already gotten to the boys' legs.
"Fuck, they're biting my legs!" screamed Kaplan.
[[Help Kaplan fend off the rodents->Gotcha1]]
[[Keep swatting the rodents off your own legs->Gotcha2]]"[[KAUFMAN]]!" yelled Kaplan, "HE'S AFTER US! RATZ IS AFTER US!""Dude, there's no way it's true," said Stratton.
"Oh yeah?" replied Kaplan, "Then why don't you wanna go?"
"Because, dude, I don't wanna go into the woods. What if we get lost, then what?" asked Stratton.
"Dude, we're not gonna get lost. This isn't like a massive forest, it's just the woods," said Benny.
"Benny, would you just shut up? You're not helping," said Kaplan.
[[Giving in]] Stratton struggled to get on the big bike. As soon as he could, he started riding away.
"Stratton, help!" yelled Benny.
The rodents had caught up to Benny and were gnawing on his legs and ankles. ''Ratz'' was still chasing Benny, not far behind.
"Fuck," said Stratton.
[[Crash]]"Fuck," said Stratton.
Benny was hobbling towards him, his legs and ankles getting chewed up by the rodents.
"Come on, dude, go past me!" commanded Stratton.
Without hesitation, Benny ran past his friend. ''Ratz'' approched Stratton, now, limping in favor of his right leg. Stratton started running with the bike by his side, and when he was close enough, flung the bike at the zombie-like man.
"OAAAAAGGHGHHGRRRR!" moaned ''Ratz'' as he fell to the ground.
"Holy shit," said Stratton, running after his friend as the rodents scrambled back to their master.
[[Stragglers]] Stratton did a 180 turn on the bike and headed straight towards Benny.
"Benny, [[move]]!" he screamed.There were more rats running from Benny back the man. Most ignored Stratton, but one did not. It jumped up and bit off Stratton's left pinky finger.
"OW HOLY SHIT!" yelled Stratton.
"What? What?" screamed Benny back to his friend.
"Just keep going, you idiot!" replied Stratton.
[[Fork]] BENNY HAD STARTED TO RUN, BUT SWARMS OF RATS COVERED HIM UP TO HIS ANKLES.
THEY CHEWED THROUGH HIS SHOES AND BIT OFF HIS RIGHT BIG TOE.
THE BOYS, SCREAMING AND CRYING, RUSHED BACK TOWARDS [[THE THREE PATHS->Which Way]] WHICH HAD ALL CONVERGED ON THE SHED.Benny rolled to the side, bumping into Kaplan who was struggling to push the rats off of him. Stratton ran the box straight into ''Ratz'' and knocked him over.
"GGGRRRRAAAAAAAAA!" yelled ''Ratz''.
"He's gonna get up! Hurry, let's go!" yelled Stratton.
The three friends broke towards the end of the path as the rodents scrambled off of them and to their master.
[[Fork]]Stratton had also changed his mind and started to help Kaplan up. A rat jumped from Kaplan's back and bit off Stratton's right thumb.
"OW FUCK!" he screamed.
The rodents then retreated to their master who began to rise from the ground.
"Guys, he's getting up! We should go!" said Benny.
[[Fork]]Realizing that their master had fallen, the rodents scurried back to him and started to lift him to his feet.
"Come on, dude, he can probably jump that!" said Kaplan.
The boys hustled away from the creek as ''Ratz'' backed up to do just as Kaplan suggested. Both were bleeding badly from their hands and legs as they headed towards camp.
[[Fork]] "SHIT!" screamed Stratton, as his left middle finger was bitten off by one of the rodents from the log.
The boys got across the creek as ''Ratz'' returned to his feet.
"Dude, he's gonna jump it! Let's go!" yelled Kaplan.
''Ratz'' retreated a bit to do exactly as Kaplan suggested, while the boys broke for the end of the path.
[[Fork]] "Ha! We're back in camp!" shouted Benny.
It was already dark after what didn't seem to be a very long adventure, and the boys emerged from the woods into the moonlight. The rodents that were still attached to them scurried back into the trees.
"Come on, come on, he's still chasing us!" screamed Kaplan.
The boys sprinted up the stairs and [[into Bunk 5]] The other campers in the bunk looked at the three blood and mud covered boys in terror.
"So you went to see him, huh? You boys shouldn't have done that without telling me," said Kaufman, perfectly relaxed.
"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU KAUFMAN LOOK AT US! HE'S GONNA CHASE US IN HERE!" yelled Stratton.
[[Kaufman looked them over nonchalantly.->Nah]] Kaufman took his feet out from under his covers and stuck them in the air. Both his big toe on his right foot and ring toe on his left were missing.
"Now I better bring you boys to the infirmary before you pass out," he said with a [[grin->THE END]]."Nah, dude, ''Ratz'' doesn't come out of the woods. But it's like I said, guys. If you go to see him, you don't come back with ten fingers and toes," said Kaufman matter-of-factly.
The boys couldn't believe how calm their [[counselor]] was about this.Kaufman, in a daze from being asleep, looked at Kaplan as if he was dreaming.
"Dude, what?" he mumbled.
"WE WENT TO FIND RATZ AND HE WAS THERE AND THEY BIT MY TOE OFF AND HE'S CHASING US [[WAKE UP]]!" screamed Benny."Damnit, Kaplan, we don't have time for this!" said Stratton as he went to kick the rodents off of his friend's legs.
"Ow! Stop kicking me, dipshit!" yelled Kaplan.
"Stratton, watch out!" screamed Benny.
"HEHEH," ''Ratz'' licked his lips, "GOTCHA! EHEHEH," he cackled.
The man lifted Stratton by the collar of his shirt, and the rodents began to engulf the camper's body. Kaplan looked up in horror.
[[Bite ''Ratz's'' arm->Bite]]
[[Scream for help->Help]]"We all have them on our legs, you idiot!" yelled Stratton.
Stratton suddenly tripped over a branch in front of him.
"Stratton, watch out!" screamed Benny.
"HEHEH," ''Ratz'' licked his lips, "GOTCHA! EHEHEH," he cackled.
The manlifted Stratton by the collar of his shirt, and the rodents began to engulf the camper's body. Kaplan and Benny watched in horror.
[[Bite ''Ratz's'' arm->Bite]]
[[Scream for help->Help]]Stratton turned his body and grabbed ''Ratz'' by the arm.
"Take this, fucker!" he yelled.
Stratton sunk his teeth into ''Ratz's'' forearm and the man hollered out in pain. Stratton escaped his grasp only to discover that his friends were in even more trouble.
"I can't move, dude!" yelled Kaplan, as the rodents had locked his feet to the ground.
"They're on my face!" screamed Benny, who had more rats on his body than clothes.
[[Help Kaplan->Unstuck]]
[[Help Benny->Scrape]]
[[Just run->Stop1]]"Help me, dude!" begged Stratton.
Kaplan ran up to ''Ratz'' and pushed him with all his might.
"HEHEHEH. WEAK BOY, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME EHEHEH," he cackled.
Benny then attempted the same and sent the man flying.
"UNGHGHG!" snorted ''Ratz''.
Stratton escaped ''Ratz's'' grasp, but looked up to see the rodents swarm his friends.
"I can't move, dude!" yelled Kaplan, as the rats had locked his feet to the ground.
"They're on my face!" screamed Benny, who had more rats on his body than clothes.
[[Help Kaplan->Unstuck]]
[[Help Benny->Scrape]]
[[Just run->Stop2]]Stratton ran up to Kaplan and started to kick away the rodents covering his ankles.
"This isn't working, Kaplan!" yelled Stratton.
Benny was still dripping with rodents all over his body.
"Stratton, I can't get them off!" shouted Benny, "Help!"
Stratton grabbed a large branch from the ground and began to bang it against Kaplan's feet to get the rats off.
"OW! Watch my toes, you idiot!" yelled Kaplan repeatedly as the bark rammed into his feet.
After getting enough of the rodents off of Kaplan's ankles to free him, ''Ratz'' had gotten up. Benny was still covered head to toe.
[[Engage ''Ratz''->Fight1]]
[[Ignore ''Ratz'' and help Benny->Skin]]Stratton ran up to Benny and started to swat away the rodents covering him.
"This isn't working, Benny!" yelled Stratton.
Kaplan was still stuck to the ground, struggling to free himself.
"Forget that idiot, Stratton!" shouted Kaplan, "Come get me out!"
Stratton grabbed a large piece of tree bark from the ground and began to scrape it against Benny to get the rats off.
"OW!" yelled Benny repeatedly as the bark scratched against his skin.
After getting enough of the rodents off of Benny's body to free him, ''Ratz'' had gotten up. Kaplan was still stuck in place.
[[Engage ''Ratz''->Fight2]]
[[Ignore ''Ratz'' and help Kaplan->Idiot]]"Where the fuck are you going, you idiot? Help!" shouted Kaplan.
[[Stop and help->Bite]]"Where the fuck are you going, you idiot? Help!" shouted Kaplan.
[[Stop and help->Help]]Stratton ran up to ''Ratz'' and punched him in the gut.
"HEHEHEH, SUCH A WEAK BOY," snarled ''Ratz''.
''Ratz'' delivered a kick to Stratton's chest that sent him hard into the ground. Meanwhile, Benny had begun to jump and land on his back, crushing the rodents beneath him. Swiping the rest of the rats from his front, Benny seemed to be in the clear.
"Ow, fuck," groaned Stratton, trying to get up.
The boy got to his feet and tried again to disable the hideous man.
[[Kick him in the familials->Nutshot]]
[[Throw a rock at his head->Headshot]]"Yes, finally, help me get out of this!" yelled Kaplan.
Stratton ran over to his friend and started stomping on the rodent's at Kaplan's feet.
"Yes! Yes! I can move!" said Kaplan as he stepped out of the rat pile and began stomping himself.
Suddenly ''Ratz'' ran over and delivered a kick to Stratton's chest that sent him hard into the ground.
"Ow, fuck," groaned Stratton, trying to get up.
The boy got to his feet and went to disable the hideous man.
[[Kick him in the familials->Nutshot]]
[[Throw a rock at his head->Headshot]]"Hold on, Benny!" yelled Stratton.
Stratton ran up to Benny and decked him to the ground, injuring nearly every rodent on his friend's back.
"Ha! Good idea, Stratton!" said Benny as he began to jump and land on his back repeatedly.
Benny was able to swipe the rats off of his front while crushing the ones on his back, enough to get free. Suddenly ''Ratz'' ran over and delivered a kick to Stratton's chest that sent him hard into the ground.
"Ow, fuck," groaned Stratton, trying to get up.
The boy got to his feet and went to disable the hideous man.
[[Kick him in the familials->Nutshot]]
[[Throw a rock at his head->Headshot]]Stratton ran up to ''Ratz'' and did his best impression of an NFL punter. Stratton's shin hit the man's jewels so hard that he vomited upon impact, all over the boy. The rodents swarmed their master.
"UGH holy shit gross, dude!" screamed Stratton.
"OOOAAHHGGHGHGHGHG" roared ''Ratz'' as he fell to his knees.
"Run, dude, run!" screamed Kaplan.
The three boys took off and headed for [[camp->the clearing]].Stratton grabbed a rock from the ground next to him, ran towards the man and flung it like a shotput at ''Ratz's'' head. With miraculous accuracy, the rock struck ''Ratz'' in the forehead, creating a large gash, and he fell to his knees. The rodents swarmed their master.
"GGGRAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGGH!" roared ''Ratz'',
"Run, dude, run!" screamed Kaplan.
The three boys took off and headed for [[camp->the clearing]].Stratton ran up to ''Ratz'' and punched him in the gut.
"HEHEHEH, SUCH A WEAK BOY," snarled ''Ratz''.
''Ratz'' delivered a kick to Stratton's chest that sent him hard into the ground. Meanwhile, Kaplan had grabbed a large rock beside him. He dropped it over and over again until he crushed enough rodents to free himself.
"Ow, fuck," groaned Stratton, trying to get up.
The boy got to his feet and tried again to disable the hideous man.
[[Kick him in the familials->Nutshot]]
[[Throw a rock at his head->Headshot]]Special thanks to the men of Camp Bauercrest who've told this legend over the years
Created by ''Loch Ness Productions''With only milliseconds to spare, Benny dove out of the way. Stratton jumped off of the bike shortly after as it flew full speed into ''Ratz''. When he landed, Stratton's left index finger was bitten of by one of the rodents.
"WRRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!" moaned ''Ratz'' as he fell to the ground.
"OW FUCK!" he yelled, clambering to his feet and running back to his friend, "Get up, get up, you idiot," demanded Stratton.
"Holy shit, dude, my legs," said Benny, staring at his bottom half.
Benny's legs were covered in blood from the rodents who had fled his body when their master got hit and fell.
"No time, Benny let's go!" said Stratton.
[[Fork]]